Quotes from Douglas Adams

Douglas Noel Adams was an English author, scriptwriter, essayist, humorist, satirist and dramatist.

Born 03/11/1952
Place of Birth Cambridge
Died 05/11/2001
Place of Death Santa Barbara
Cause of Death myocardial infarction

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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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procrastination short
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
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short wit
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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inexplicable theory
Everything you see or hear or experience in any way at all is specific to you. You create a universe by perceiving it, so everything in the universe you perceive is specific to you.
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real reality