Quotes from George Carlin

American stand-up comedian

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
@George Carlin
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
@George Carlin
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american dream cynical short