Quotes from Groucho Marx

American comedian

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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